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part 6

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Now! Do you know why I am offending you? Why I am so pissed off? You and those cursed hobbits dragged me along all posible pubs in NZ and drunk me to death, though I was begging you on my knees to leave me alone. You all knew I have a rough day. But did you care? NO! Why would you?! It wasnt you who had to get up after only few minutes of sleeping! NO!! It was bloody ME!! I was forced to leave the world of my beautiful dreams in the middle of the bloody night and with a twister raging inside of my head I was thrown into a dark, wet, cold and cruel reality. Then I had to walk on my feet over a half of this beautiful country, which doesnt seem so beautiful when you are half-conscious and when you suddenly realize you forgot how to walk. Peter made me take shots of the weirdest places you could imagine, with huge spiders, frogs nad godd knows what else devilities from the very hell! And to the top of that, when I wanted to spend the rest of that horrible day in a nice company, my companion do nothing but whines and complains like a little spoiled brat! And when I only mention im tired, he (that means you!) right away jumps out that hes even more tired because all day he was playing his stupid bow!!! Jamie blurted the last words and then inhaled deeply to catch her breath. Pity there was no representative from the Guiness Record Book, because she definitelly broke some record. Then she asked a little calmly. Is that enough satisfying answer for your question or do I need to give you few more arguments?
No, no. Thank you very much. Youve made it clear enough. But now, could you stop for a second?
What? Why? Im really tired and
I know you are. Orlando cut her off. He hang the bow and the quiver on his right arm and stood in front of Jamie. But itll take only a sec.
She sighed with resignation and hang her head low in total defeat. Okay. But whatever you have to do, do it fast and lets go.
Orlando grinned. Then he made quick as a lightning move, and before Jamie could think what was heppening, she found herself hanging on Orlandos second arm. He lifted her so lightly as if she was a feather.
Jamie gasped with a start, What in the name of good godd are you doing?!
Im trying to relieve your tired feet that were forced to go over a half of NZ in the middle of the wet, dark, cold and cruel night.
Because Jamie was facing Orlandos back she couldnt see his face but she was ready to bet that he was smiling with an evil satisfaction.
Well, thank you. But it wasnt necessary to treat me as if I was a sack of potatoes. Jamie stated dryly trying to find some comfortable position in her new situation. Sooo Guess your arms arent that bad after all, huh?
So it seems.
Than maybe this whole bow-stretching will do good for your muscles. Jamie said quietly as if to herself but loud enough for Orlando to hear her.
And whats wrong with my muscles?! he shouted sharply and turned his head to look at Jamie but because his neck turned out to have its limits he only faced her hip.
Oh, nothing nothing. Its just
Just what?! What do you have to my muscles?! Orlando was getting more and more annoyed. And Jamie was getting more and more satisfied. She of course had nothing to Orlandos muscles. Well, maybe only this that when she saw him without a shirt she had to resist the drooling. And it really wasnt easy. (hey! What am i talking about?! U all saw Orlando Bloom shirtless!!! U understand!!! J ooooohhhhh..... and now i need to struggle with my wild imagination!!! I am a dirty girl.... bad bad girl... ) She was messing with him all the way back. After about 20 minutes of constant arguing, irritated snorts and playfully (more or less) punchings, they finally reached the campus. When they passed the first buildings it was already dark.
All of a sudden a familiar voice was heard on their right (Orlandos right, and Jamies left, to be more specific) in the pitchy darkness, Hey, Orli! I can see your archery lessons arent vain! What a nice head youve preyed!
Shut up Wood! Jamie shouted when she saw a short dark-haired bloke emerging from behind the corner. She shifted on Orlandos arm, suddenly feeling very uncomfortably (and sick), and tried to make him put her down. But she didnt succeed. She was grateful that at least the place they were standing was rather dusky, so it kept her red face hidden.
Maybe Ill try to learn drawing the bow as well Elijah smiled meanly, rounding Orlando and standing right so Jamie could see him. And she didnt like what she saw. She didnt like it at all. You little brat! I knew I will regret that yesterday I disconnected him with the blonde valkiria by calling that he need to have his diaper changed. Mwahahahaha!!! But it was worth it!!!!
You do that mate! Orlando shrieked nodding his head in total agreement. See this one? he patted Jamies leg to leave no doubts who he was talking about. she herself entered under my bow!
Either youre bloody lucky, mate, or you really have something that draws the chicks around you! Elijah nodded his head and then bowed in front of Orlando in token of respect. All the time he was desperately trying to not burst in laugh. Jamie was the only one who didnt find the whole situation fun. For the first time in her entire life she felt humiliated and embarassed (okay, maybe not the first but it definitely sounded better in her head when she decided to hate those two guys that in fact she trully loved but right that moment, considering the condition of her mind it was easier to hate them). She felt sick (hanging with her head down made the hangover back with doubled power). But above all she was mad. Everything was the result of few-minute nap during last 48 hours. If they played in a cartoon there would be loud whistles and streams of steam coming from her ears. And Orlando was still holding her tightly on his arm, chatting carefree with Lij and didnt seem to release her. Jamie finally stopped struggling as she realized Orlando was a fu(king a$$hole whos limbs will end up on few different continets if only I stand on the ground!!, and cried with fuming anger, interrupting that little chatty,
He wish he had!!! Orlando Bloom! I warn you! If you dont put me on the ground right this second I will do to you such things you will remember till the judgement day! Or even longer! Hear me??!!??!?!?!
I definitely have to get me one of those toys! Elijah stated with growing excitement and a dirty look on his face pointing at Orlandos bow.
And YOU, you cursed halfling! Jamie pointed at Elijah who was now madly grinning. She had to do a nice gymnastic to turn enough to embrace him with her angry eyes. The silver sparks of madness dancing in them were visible despite the surrounding gloom. I will get you too! You can be sure of that!! If I were you I wouldnt go to sleep tonight. Nor any other night! And I advice you to install your eyes around your head. Because you dont know the place nor the hour when i strike. And then Jamie chuckled with her the most insane laughter and then suddenly became serious and hissed through her clenched teeth, noone will save you. And you will find out that Sauron in comparison with me is only a toy from lunapark. I will get you all!! And then you will all regret you were ever born!!!
When Jamie finished Elijah was no longer laughing. Now he was looking at her with hasitation in his blue now enormously big eyes.
Um you know he stammered peeking nervously around, Ive just remembered Ive got things. To do It was really nice to see you Gotta go! He turned on his heel and in a second he was gone. If there was only a bit lighter they would probably see a cloud of dust in the direction where he disappeared.
Bravo! Im impressed! Jamie heard a loud whistle of admiration. Orlando finally put her on the ground. He sent her a wide smile but when he got a stormy expression in return, his face fell.
Cmon, it was fun
Was it?!
Yes.
Jamie narrowed her brows.
Maybe
Jamie snorted with fruntration.
No?
All Orlandos trials to cheer her up failed. She was fuming. In her head she saw her own palms clenching on his neck and she had to use her all strong wills to not realise this dark fantasy.
Please, dont be mad Orlando made a step towards Jamie but she quickly stepped back.
Stay away. It wasnt fun at all. And I dont want to talk to you right now. I just want to get to my bed and for at least few hours forget about this cursed place! She turned swiftly and headed towards her bungalow that was on the other side of the whole campus.
I will see you off!Orlando shouted after her but she cut him off before he could even move.
Dont! Dont see me off to anywhere! Dont help me. just bugger off!
She stormed to her way and only waved her hand with resignation when full of guilty Im sorry! sounded behind her back.
The distance to her bungalow Jamie foiled within only few minutes. And that was another record she broke that day since it usually took her at least a half of hour to do that. But this time she was so desperated to hide in her safe room and rest her heavy head on a soft pillow on her bed that she was able to move with a light speed.
The front door Jamie welcomed with a loud sigh of relief. She leant her head against cool wood (but not Elijah ) trying to put the key into the hole. When she finally succeeded the only thing she was able to do inside was taking her trainers off and moving few times with her toothbrush, what completely had no sense since she didnt get the paste across it. But her first rule was: even if it was the last thing you do on this planet- remove the food from your teeth. Do you want to face the One with french fries sticking out from your smile?
Then she threw herself on the bed with a loud moan. She could feel every single muscle of her body. Its funny you dont appreciate existing some parts of your own body until they start hurting. But after barely few minutes she felt completely nothing. The darkness that was surrounding her exhausted and soring body soon surrounded her mind and thoughts, and Jamie fell asleep.


Okay, for now i have only this. Nevertheless i hope you like it. Tell me!!!


luv ya
ir ir

Yes I like it!! And I want more!! And I will bug you more!!
I think my mission of the summer will have to be stricken out of my list since I have some early morning duties to do say one or two sundays a month.... *sigh* And this sunday I'm going up at 7.30, how on earth will I ever pull that off?? *sigh* poor me...

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
why is everyone leaving???
first Jules, then Leelee and now rui!!!
what is going on??!!!
oh, right!! it's vacations!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!
and soon i am going myself....
ir ir

and of course thanks for your wonderful replies!!!
now since i have more spare time i'll try to work harder on this ... thing!!!
luv ya

hi, its me again. And i brought with me another portion of this thing. Read it. Tell me what u think. Threat me to hurry up. ... and so on!!!!



WARNING!!!
eating or drinking while reading this post may be hazerdous to your computer!!! (or so they tell)



part 7


Ugh Jamie moaned stretching her body to its full length. Then she again curled up into a ball and turned to her other side. She faced the window. The day before she forgot (in fact that was the last thing she would think about) to pull the rollets down, and now full bright sun hit straight into her face. Jamie rose her left eyelid a bit but when the enormously bright beam stroke her pupil, she immediately shut it back, whimpering like a tied porky, and covered her head with the sheet.
She was laying still for few moments. Awake. In the silent that filled the room she slowly began to identify some noises. First, birds singing.
Mmmm she murmured with delight. A brand new day. .. Jamie thought with a wide smile reaching her ears and still hidden under the sheet.
But there were some other noises that drwe her attention. She focused her mind again (hurts hurts) A large vein almost appeared across her forehead. A car engines? Something like um let me think conversations? Peoples laughter? But how could in the name of godd hear all this once she lived on the 9th floor? In a flat with soundproof windows? There was something definitely wrong on that picture.
Jamie swiftly pulled the sheet off of her head, sat straight and nervously looked around.
Oh my godd.... she whispered, a frighten look gracing her face when she finally realized where she was.
It was 2 months then since she was in New Zealand but she still had problems with getting used to a new place. In moments like that she had to deal with the symptoms resembling the heart attack. And it wasnt easy thing to do, since it happened like few times in a week, and as everyone knows well, the heartattack its not a... feeling you get along with easily.
So, feeling the ripping pain around her heart she started fumbling with desperation through the piles of magazines, books, empty candybars wrappings, photos and godd knows what else surrounding her bed in search for something that could give her a clue what time of day it was.
Godd! What a mess! Im such a pig Jamie finally found her cellphone . when she saw four digits screaming at her face, she screamed aloud in horror. The second heartattack.
OHMYGODDOHMYGODDOHMYGODD!!! How could this happen? HOW?? WHY?!??!!
She jumped out her bed and ran around the room with no reason, unable to think straight. It was 1232 pm. 1232!!! And she was supposed to meet Peter at 9. 9!!!! Hes gonna kill me! Jamie was repeating over and over again trying to find her right trainer that seemed to disappear in a magical way (I tell ya people!!! Theres something wrong with this place!!! Some curse put on it or a black hole!!! Yep, definitelly the black hole!! I read bout these things. When something gets into it, itll never get out! Even the light!!! Scary, huh? And I have something like this in my bungalow!!!), and some clean, not very crumpled t-shirt.
Im so finished!!! Ill fly home the nearest plane! And there goes my great opportunity!! Why am i such a loser? Why does it happen to me?! Peter will soooo kill me! Wheres that fu(king shoe?!!?!!?
When she finally found it (I should kill you for playing games with me in such moment but i have no time so well talk later!!) and without even peek in the mirrow (she was aware that if looked she would never leave) Jamie ran out the bungalow. She was in such a hurry she didnt notice that something was standing on a doorstep. She realized it when she felt her foot hooked some Unidentified Standing Object (so called USO). She stumpled and in the next second the whole world extremely fast moved in front of her eyes. The heartattack number three. The next thing Jamie felt was sand. Sand under her palms. Sand in her mouth. Sand all over her clothes.
I give up!!! she cried out shifting to her back and lying still for a brief moment. Hear me??!! I. Give. Up!!!
She repeated and then slowly rose herself on the elbows and tried to spit the sand out of her mouth. For her luck there was noone around so noone could vitness her outstanding performance. At least Jamie hoped there was noone.
She slowly stood up dusting herself down. Nothing seemed ripped or broken. But when she made a step she hissed in pain.
And now i twisted my ankle! Well, thank you very much!! Jamie yelled to the empty space throwing her arms dramatically in the air. She looked at the sky getting no sign and she groaned with resignstion.
Whyyyyy?! Why are you doing this to me?! she sniffed but then her face hardened. Stop whinning! Instead find the guy who was attempting to kill you, and then do to him/her such things Jamie cut at her dark plans. There were a dozen of red roses under her front door, now spreaded all over the ground.
What the hell?
She bent down to gather the beautiful flowers and a pot someone used as a vase.
Auch! Jamie cried when one of the thorns pricked her index. Bad wouwsy! she muttered holding the hurt finger in her mouth. Underneath the pot she found a folded piece of paper. She sat on the doorstep and with an expression of complete surprise ornamenting her face she started to read.
Jamie, love.... ( The first hint whos the assassin) ... I am really very very very trully and terribly sorry for yesterday (Yesterday? And what happened yesterday? Am i missing something? Now i have amnesia.) i know i behaved like a brat, like a spoiled brat, but i beg you to forgive me. Pweeeaaase!! Ill do anything. Just a word (Hmm Anything? Dirty thoughts! Dirty thoughts! Down girl!!) If you accept my very heartful and true apologies, please, be today at 8 pm on MY clearning. Ill be your slave (More dirty thoughts!!) Ok, i know ill be regretting this but whats done is done. You can do with me anything you want. (Oh. Ill do! Ill do!!) I will even go with you to buy underwear... (Yea... as if i had to drag you last time) Just dont be mad and meet me today, okay? So till 8 I hope, Orli.
And one more thing. I talk to Pete and told him you have flu, and you had to stay home. So you dont need to go anywhere (except the clearning!!) and you can finally rest. So BYE for now!
Hmm Jamie frowned, and then read the strange message again. And then again. And again. She had to do that few times to let the informations sink into her dizzy mind.
Wait a minute. Do i understand right? I have a day off? Did Orlando fix me a day off? I think he did Woohoo!!! Hip hip hurray for the elf-boy!!!
I love that guy! I just love him!! And if not Lauren I would definitely marry him!!! Jamie shouted aloud skipping around like a ball and clasping her hands with happiness. She completely forgot about the hurting leg. Until it reminded itself. Jamie placed her foot uncomfortably on the ground as she made her happiness dance and all of a sudden a sharp pain shot through her leg.
$hit!! she cried, and fell to the ground holding the aching part of her body, and once again rising a dense cloud of dust. $hit$hit$hit!! She cried even louder when she tried to stand on it and found out it wasnt possible without causing more pain.
Im so fu(ked! Jamie thought with growing anger massaging her ankle. Its twisted. This time for sure. Im grounded for few days. I am so dead. Pete will fire me. i can go and pack my things already. Okay, I cant go cuz I cant walk. Peter doesnt need such a clumsy worker. Its Orlandos fault! If not those stupid flowers SHUT UP!! Can you hear yourself?! He fixed you the day off, you dumba$$! Hes a good boy. He gave you those beautiful, not stupid flowers. So what you almost broke your neck cos ofem? Its only your fault. I told you , one day youll end up with your nose on the ground. You should be more careful. And HE gave YOU roses. Red roses Jamie was staring at the flowers with such intense as if she wanted them to start dancing or something. Hes really amazing, isnt he? *nodding from the other part of Jamies ME* But where did he getem? He had to go to the town. And he had to do it very early since he was supposed to meet Mike at 9. Or maybe he asked someone from the crew to buy them? Hm Why the hell am I meditating over this? *shrug from the other part * And why am I doing this sitting with my a$$ on the ground? *more shrugs * Some people already suspect I have something with my head. Now theyll get a proof. Need to get inside!
Some voices reached her ears.
And i need to do it fast!
Trying to not lose her balance Jamie heaved herself, all the time standing on her left foot, and then hopped inside the bungalow, hissing constantly and streaming with muffled curses. When she was inside, she turned around and took the pot with flowers. Then she quickly shut the door. Just in time to avoid the mmeting with Freddy and Thrina.
Jamie sighed with relief. Sorry girls, but right now I am not ready to face the world. Besides, I have a mistery to solve
Still skipping she put the flowers on the table (next to a vase with irises she got two days earlier, Wow! Few more bouquets and i can open some bloom store! BLOOM!!!! Mwahahaha!!! Thats a good one!!) and then she skipped to her bed.
What a great day it is. Jamie gasped when she finally rested her poor, swollen ankle on the pillow. If it lasts longer my left leg will be more muscled then the right and i will look like a freat! Oh well! Freak, not freak, i have a day off. (always look for the bright sides) One way or another i would have to have it.its a punishment. A punishment from heaven. But hey! It wasnt me who lied! I only overslept! It was Orlando! Then why its me who have to suffer? There is no justice in this world. And how am i supposed to meet him now, huh? I cant walk. And i cant even call him because that technophobe has an alergy for anything that has microchips! As if he was some lunatic who thinks that the aliens are trying to control our minds through the cellphones and the internet!
Jamie was complaining like this for few minutes but soon she realized its not working. The ankle still hurt, and the drilling thoughts about Orlando didnt let her to push them aside. As if they were trying to say Not this time, baby!!
She shut. For next few minutes she lay in silence, trying to focus her speeding with speculations thoughts on the ceiling she was staring at counting little dots on it. But it wasnt very interesting occupation. And not very effective either. She shifted and turned the cd player on. Soon quiet tunes and Rob Thomas warm voice filled the room.
Okay, this one song and im getting up. Need to check that bloody ankle. Make some compress or something. And first of all i need to eat something. When was the last time i had some food in my mouth? I dont even recall. Okay, the food and the ankle. Just this one song

all day staring at the ceiling
making friends with shadows on my wall
all night hearing voices telling me
that i should get some sleep
because tomorrow might be good for something

hold on
feeling like im headed for a breakdown
and i dont know why

but im not crazy im just a little unwell
i know right now you cant tell
but stay awhile and maybe then youll see
a different side of me
im not crazy im just a little impaired
i know right now you dont care
but soon enough youre gonna think of me
and how i used to be me

im talking to myself in public
dodging glances on the train
and i know
i know theyve all been talking about me
i can hear them whisper
and it makes me think
there must be something wrong with me
out of all the hours thinking
somehow ive lost my mind

ive been talking in my sleep
pretty soon theyll come to get me
yeah, theyre taking me away

But this song was enough for Jamie to fall asleep. Though she slept for last twelve hours, she was still tired. No wonder. Her body had its rights, and demanded good sleeping in return for few last nights spent in pubs with hobbits, elves and men. There were also one dwarf and a wizard but they quickly turned out to be not very big clubbing fans.
A fiercly knocking at the door woke Jamie from her sleep. She sat straight on the bed rubbing her eyes, not fully aware yet of what was happening. Mumbling some incomprehensive curses under her nose she trudged through the room to get the door.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? she asked ( not very politely but since she wasnt even sure where she was, being politely wasnt the first thing she cared) opening the door and yawning at the same time.
The intruder turned out to be Orlando.
Hi elf-boy! What are u doing here at this whatever time of- Jamie didnt get the chance to finish the question. Orlando made a quick step forward and her next words were choked by a passionate kiss. (is this whistles that im hearing??? ) Jamie was so stunned she didnt react. Well, she did. She returned the kiss kissing Orlando back. But she didnt do anything to stop him. She felt a wild passion growing inside her body. A passion she never imagined she could feel again. Like a sleeping dragon that was woke from his long sleep by a sudden event, her feelings rose from her stomach to her burning mouth that were desperately reaching for Orlandos when her back hit the bathroom doors. A moan of pleasure escaped from her throat when Orlando licked her earlobe, and then





mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
And im leaving you here my dearest readers. The next part ull get in about a week or so cuz im leaving for a few days. I let your wild imaginationes to play with what happen next. If u want to u can tell me what u thought out. Share your ideas. Maybe ill use them!!!
So see ya
and
luv ya
ir ir

oh, come on!!!!
TELL ME!!!!
I'VE BEEN ALREADY CALLED DIRTY....
ir ir

no i don't...... tell me.....
come on, tell me.....
what do u mean by saying that the next chapter should be in the (a)AG forum???


ir ir

ahh you are evil!! yes.. erm, things should get a little steamy in the bathroom!! hehehe!! please write more soon!

luv
madison

okay dearie. you tell me to come in here and read this, and so i do, and what do i find? a bloody cliffhanger!!! that's not very nice, so you get your butt back in here and update!!! not smart to get the panic pair on this when you're leaving. not smart at all...
luv always,