Oh geez. Why didn't anyone stop her from going out in public?
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The all new sex and smut thread
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Posts: 11927 (25/07/2005 23:37:25)
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amare |
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Posts: 872 (26/07/2005 23:36:09) |
She probably thinks she looks hot like that.
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (27/07/2005 01:35:26)
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You're probably right. And that's why she would have posed for a pic?
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amare |
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Posts: 872 (27/07/2005 01:52:37) |
I guess we can't say for sure what was going through her mind when she wore that number. |
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2cn1ny2s |
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Posts: 2575 (06/08/2005 01:30:32) Son of the Suns |
Wouldn't you get like a wedgie sort of feeling and wanna pick it? Sorry. Dumb boy present.
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (06/08/2005 17:34:44)
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I would think so.
But who knows...Kaity |
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lindsey ms |
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Posts: 1990 (06/08/2005 23:31:49) Official Anakin Braid Tugger |
yes that pic looked quite painful! about being able to "swallow" more of your man, the trick i learned was that when you are trying to deepthroat a bit- exhale through your nose.
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Posts: 0 (09/08/2005 09:10:07) |
yay hooray. today is like the best day in my entire life. a vibrator now resides in my closet. and i love him.
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Blissforbloom |
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Posts: 6476 (15/08/2005 05:23:18)
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*runs threw thread streaking*
WOOO AUGUST IS ANAL SEX MONTH!! YEAHHH!! bit random. hey am i the only one who still gets kinda kinky thoughts when they think about merry and pippen getten the hobbit love on? again.. random. anybody think those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms are overrated? |
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SweetieJas888 |
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Posts: 1529 (16/08/2005 02:03:41) Proud Oldie |
I wouldn't know about the "ribbed for her pleasure" thing, however, it is probably overrated since we can't feel anything up there 2/3rds the way up. Only the first third is where we have the most fun (or so I hear).
Did anyone hear about the man who died from having sex with a horse in Washington?  *~Jasmine~*
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (16/08/2005 02:34:39)
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Ewww...yuck. Very bad mental image. Why did I come in here? Yuck...
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fluffyfran |
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Posts: 2909 (16/08/2005 16:30:56)
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what do you expect when you shag a horse?!?!
i can't say he probably didn't deserve it... i don't like ribbed condoms, the kind of suck. i prefer none at all but that's naughty, kids. |
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amare |
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Posts: 872 (16/08/2005 23:11:58) |
very naughty miss.
Quote: Let me just say this. You're not alone. |
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2cn1ny2s |
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Posts: 2575 (26/08/2005 00:11:31) Son of the Suns |
I would have sex with a Colt.
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Blissforbloom |
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Posts: 6476 (31/08/2005 17:50:19)
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a school of 450 gurls is alarmed to learn that 65 of them are pregnant. some of then as young as 11.
im not sure wut to think of this.. but when i was 11, i sure as crap wasnt even thinken of having sex and im pretty sure no 11 year old wanting to have sex with me.. furthermore, huh.. i dont think i had my first feeling of hornyness till i was like.. 13. even then, sex wasnt an option. anyway, anybody like those massage oils? they are warm and smell good.. yum yum. i like em. |
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amare |
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Posts: 872 (31/08/2005 22:57:22) |
!!! 65!? That's just effing messed up.
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (02/09/2005 00:00:30)
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65!?!? HOLY CRAP!
You're right, Bliss! When I was 11 I was just wondering if a guy liked me. Never even thought about sex! I don't even know if I knew what it was yet. Kaity |
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fluffyfran |
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Posts: 2909 (02/09/2005 08:33:00)
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I went to a girls school and although i don't think think it was quite that bad, i see a lot of them now with unfeasibly old kids...it's very scary!
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (03/09/2005 23:04:52)
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Ok, this is a very very very stupid question. And kind of embarrassing.
I've seen what a condom looks like. How is it that it stays on during sex? It looks really flimsy. Like I said stupid question.  |
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x LoLa x |
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Posts: 2998 (04/09/2005 00:20:27) i poke newbies with
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I want to say it's kind of like putting on one of those latex gloves doctors wear...best analogy I could think of.
I've got a question/topic. We've done the whole blowjob thing before, so what about hand jobs? Advice? Tips? Discuss. |
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