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fluffyfran

Re: The all new sex and smut thread

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(25/06/2005 02:59:07)

(almost) Anything Goes for Me!

No. Sometimes the woman and the man come together.

Thats called PORN.

/SARCASM

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aussielotrgirl

Re: The all new sex and smut thread

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(25/06/2005 03:25:12)

Hahahaha!! Actually I dated a guy who could hold off til I came. Pity I got over him.

2cn1ny2s

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(25/06/2005 03:34:40)

Son of the Suns

He must have had balls like rocks!

Blissforbloom

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(26/06/2005 04:45:25)

.. i have yet to experiance such orgasmic orgasms. i think im broken.

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JesusChristIsLife

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(26/06/2005 05:02:26)

I'm the cute one!

For reals...

Blissforbloom

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(26/06/2005 08:01:58)

OK listen!
ive poked and prodded and rubbed and used flashlights for goodness sake and i cant get anything more than sore. Ive been trying the shower, i try not to think about it.. just enjoy it.. NOTHING. ok.. ladies.. its time for another round of "lets get an orgasm" and this weeks featured contestant.. is me. so tell me.. hints, tips, anything. im totally not liken this zero orgasm thing.

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aussielotrgirl

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(26/06/2005 08:49:23)

How old are you again Shana? Cause I didn't have my first orgasm until I was 18! I'd tried so many times and like you only got frustrated and sore.

My hints would be, watch some porn, use a little bit of lube and move your finger/s in a circular motion on your clit. Some people might say relax, but I'd say clench in that area. I also find I have to sort of concentrate on the feelings.
Good luck!

Blissforbloom

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(27/06/2005 04:23:24)

im 18.. and 1/6th lol. UGH. Thank you for the advice.. i just hope im not really broken.

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MellieM42

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(27/06/2005 13:35:00)

More English than a full sunday lunch
with Yorkshire puddings

I highly doubt that you are broken.

It just SUCKS because it totally takes longer for us girls to reach orgasm than guys.

On the other hand, we can have multiple.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't find that it works if it is just mechanical. There has to be mental stimulus involved.

amare

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(27/06/2005 20:37:34)

Definitely. Sometimes I feel like I can tell myself, "this just isn't going to happen right now." But on the other hand, it sometimes surprises you.

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Re: The all new sex and smut thread

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(29/06/2005 05:34:50)

okay 1) what the weird. I know a good number of guys that take a really long time to come. One from personal experience and hearing from friends and such. I probably know like 3 guys that take half an hour to come and 2 that take nearly an hour. I didn't even think this was possible. So i'm thinking.. there is such thing as bad head?? no se.

also bliss. I started getting orgasms just recently. I have a real problem getting g spot orgasms but clit orgasms come pretty easily for me. However I do need assistance from my bathtub faucet. its such a wonderful thing. You don't even really need to do any work yourself. lol. well what i do is i just lie down and run it underneath the faucet. hotter the water is, the more intense it is. And just wait there, move your hips around so you find an interesting spot. Also i would reccomend flexing your pc muscles (stomach muscles) and rubbing your clit. That works for me anyway. but its different for everyone. But shower heads i hear are AMAZING. it's a shame i don't have one. I would imagine it would just work similarly. but good luck. I hope you experience one soon. they make me so happy. And don't get impatient too quickly. They just sneak up on you out of nowhere.

Jara

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fluffyfran

Re: The all new sex and smut thread

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(29/06/2005 10:33:49)

(almost) Anything Goes for Me!

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. One from personal experience and hearing from friends and such. I probably know like 3 guys that take half an hour to come and 2 that take nearly an hour.

Like anyone would keep going for an hour...would they?? You'd get lockjaw

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amare

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(29/06/2005 16:56:04)

Now there's something to explain to the doctor.

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(30/06/2005 05:51:43)

Quote:
Like anyone would keep going for an hour...would they?? You'd get lockjaw

hahaha with adrenaline on your side anything's possible. I had to go on for about 45 minutes or so. but I didn't really realize that much time went by. I mean afterwards i was pretty sore though.

Jara

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SweetieJas888

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(23/07/2005 01:49:06)

Proud Oldie

Yeah for the orgasm question, my advice to you is to just find a day where you can have the whole day to yourself and do anything you want. Take your time and find your good spots. It can be anywhere really. Certain parts of the clit aren't as good as others. And the more excited you are, or have awesome imagination, the better everything seem to feel. Everyone is different so everyone is going to have their own little special spot(s).

Hmm so question. How do you not choke on it when he shoves it down your throat? lol. Well not shove per se...but yeah. Is it possible to naturally take it all the way in and down the throat, or do I really have to buy that numbing lotion thing?

*~Jasmine~*

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fluffyfran

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(23/07/2005 15:26:09)

(almost) Anything Goes for Me!

Porn stars and sword swallowers might be able to deep throat but don't push yourself into trying because most probably you'll gag, and possibly throw up... which isn't sexy and might just ruin the moment. Use your hands at the base and lots of spit, and you can still do the job without ramming it down your throat.

ahem.

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SweetieJas888

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(25/07/2005 04:16:50)

Proud Oldie

Sword swallowers hahaha that was awesome. I just found out he thought it was hot that I gagged lol. I guess it made him feel bigger down there haha. But I can see throwing up ruining the moment...eww lol. Thank you for your advice Fran

*~Jasmine~*

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MellieM42

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(25/07/2005 15:28:20)

More English than a full sunday lunch
with Yorkshire puddings

What the hell is "camel toe" again?? It was a joke in Spamalot, and I knew that we had talked about it on the board but I couldn't remember exactly what it was.

fluffyfran

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(25/07/2005 16:05:20)

(almost) Anything Goes for Me!