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The all new sex and smut thread |
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Posts: 2909 (22/06/2005 17:33:30)
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As half of the other thread got deleted i'm going to start a new one.
Any questions, tips, stories.. Write them here. The rules are; No making fun, every question is valid Don't be embarassed 
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x LoLa x |
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Posts: 2998 (22/06/2005 17:54:39) i poke newbies with
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Yay for a new smut thread! Sadly, I have nothing of substance to add right now..I'll have to come back later.
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fluffyfran |
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Posts: 2909 (22/06/2005 20:11:33)
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One thing that we were talking about last night is why the hell a blowjob is called a blowjob...is it just to confuse poor innocent teenagers?? But yet we couldn't think of a better name...
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (22/06/2005 23:45:53)
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Is there a reason for that name? Or what? LoL - Makes no sense to me.
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aussielotrgirl |
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Posts: 2398 (23/06/2005 00:15:25) |
I think it's because it's a job that results in the guy blowing his load.
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (23/06/2005 01:07:38)
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 What an image! |
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aussielotrgirl |
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Posts: 2398 (23/06/2005 02:42:47) |
Well that's what happens!!! If you're good
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (23/06/2005 03:30:32)
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Ewww...yuck!
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x LoLa x |
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Posts: 2998 (23/06/2005 05:11:55) i poke newbies with
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Quote: Makes me think of my friend's favorite Sex and the City quote (from when Samantha goes to take an AIDS test): Nurse: "Do you swallow?" Samantha: "Only when surprised." |
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amare |
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Posts: 872 (23/06/2005 14:11:09) |
Crazy Samantha.  |
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fluffyfran |
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Posts: 2909 (23/06/2005 19:13:16)
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Well i guess a "suck job" doesnt sound right. And if a bloke was to ask you to orally felate him you might look at him a bit weird like :S
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Posts: 2575 (23/06/2005 20:46:58) Son of the Suns |
Quote: Skill really has nothing to do with it. So long as it's stimulated long enough, it's gonna blow. I have to say, Samantha is my FAVORITE SATC character!  |
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Blissforbloom |
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Posts: 6476 (24/06/2005 07:16:33)
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ya know, I'm just gunna take Al's word on this one.. i dunno about you ladies but im thinken he's right.
altho sometimes if ur good it "blows" in a couple minutes and he says good "job" |
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aussielotrgirl |
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Posts: 2398 (24/06/2005 07:26:50) |
Well that was sort of what I meant. The guys I know don't always get there because if the girl is crap then she gives up. I mean it's the same with girls and orgasms, if the guy works on you long enough you'll get there eventually but if they're really crap at it then it just takes too long and they stop.
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fluffyfran |
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Posts: 2909 (24/06/2005 12:01:29)
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i'd be really embarassed if i couldnt make a guy blow his load as it were. men are not complex creatures, in my experience!
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2cn1ny2s |
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Posts: 2575 (24/06/2005 22:45:20) Son of the Suns |
No we aren't That's why it only takes us 15 minutes and women usually don't even get there.
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lindsey ms |
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Posts: 1990 (24/06/2005 23:06:50) Official Anakin Braid Tugger |
15 mins?? that would've been a blessing with some of the guys i knew
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (24/06/2005 23:21:26)
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What only takes 15 mins?
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lindsey ms |
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Posts: 1990 (24/06/2005 23:44:25) Official Anakin Braid Tugger |
he's referring to mens orgasms
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2cn1ny2s |
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Posts: 2575 (25/06/2005 00:02:05) Son of the Suns |
In reference to the 15 minutes, I was being optimistic. Isn't that just God's little joke? He really must not like women.
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JesusChristIsLife |
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Posts: 11927 (25/06/2005 00:10:18)
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Does it always take longer for women?
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